I'm looking for extra work so Comcast hired me to do some cable hookups.
The first guy i go to is kind of a weirdo. First off he gives me the complete wrong address to his house. I eventually had to GPS the address. He told me he pays for dial up internet service and then he says he has no landline. I tried to explain the many things wrong and how he shouldn't even have internet. But i then checked on his computer and the internet worked. He evidently is stealing wi-fi from a neighbor.
it gets weirder. He tells me he is a poet and asks me to read some poem on his wall and tell him how good it is. then when I grab it to look he gets all weird and started unbottoning his shirt. At this point i'm getting weirded out so I'm checking the pictures on the wall to see what kind of weirdo i'm dealing with. The pics are mostly him with his family but there were a few pics with him at a nudist camp. The weirdest one was him hiding inside of a vending machine naked.
Lastly, when I'm installing his cable. He started taking his pants off and is now in his boxers. He then keeps rubbing against my leg so I tried to make noises as if I were uncomfortable....one of the sounds I made might even have been a scream for help....I tried to finish the job asap as I saw the butt plugs on his nightstand and didn't want that to come into play.
Oh yeah, one more thing....i'm trying to leave and he refuses to sign the acknowledgement for servicees I performed. he grabbed some kind of string of beads and said "watch this first"....i said fuck this signature and left....as I left he screamed "no tip for you".
I think I'm one and done in this cable business.
The first guy i go to is kind of a weirdo. First off he gives me the complete wrong address to his house. I eventually had to GPS the address. He told me he pays for dial up internet service and then he says he has no landline. I tried to explain the many things wrong and how he shouldn't even have internet. But i then checked on his computer and the internet worked. He evidently is stealing wi-fi from a neighbor.
it gets weirder. He tells me he is a poet and asks me to read some poem on his wall and tell him how good it is. then when I grab it to look he gets all weird and started unbottoning his shirt. At this point i'm getting weirded out so I'm checking the pictures on the wall to see what kind of weirdo i'm dealing with. The pics are mostly him with his family but there were a few pics with him at a nudist camp. The weirdest one was him hiding inside of a vending machine naked.
Lastly, when I'm installing his cable. He started taking his pants off and is now in his boxers. He then keeps rubbing against my leg so I tried to make noises as if I were uncomfortable....one of the sounds I made might even have been a scream for help....I tried to finish the job asap as I saw the butt plugs on his nightstand and didn't want that to come into play.
Oh yeah, one more thing....i'm trying to leave and he refuses to sign the acknowledgement for servicees I performed. he grabbed some kind of string of beads and said "watch this first"....i said fuck this signature and left....as I left he screamed "no tip for you".
I think I'm one and done in this cable business.
lol.. I imagine those cable guys see some crazy shit.
