Tough loss, Ted. But it's my fault.
The only reason you lost this play is because I was on it. I'm literally untouchable as the worst capper in the history of the planet. Here's my day today:
- Dodgers 1st 5 innings. Kershaw gives up just one hit through the 1st 5, and it was a HR. Dodgers lose the 1st 5 1-0, then of course the offense comes alive in the 6th.
- Mariners 1st 5 innings. They spot King Felix a 5-0 lead in the 3rd, but he lets the Angels score 5 for a 5-5 tie. The 5th run the Angels scored was a runner on 2nd base who came all the way home on a flyout (yeah, really).
- Pirates over the Padres. Pitt up 7-1 in the 5th, then somehow manage to lose 9-8.
And now the Giants. Sorry, had I stayed off this, you'd have won...hands down. I'm literally such a bad handicapper that I have the ability to change the outcome of games. Whatever I play is guaranteed to bomb.
If you need a winner tomorrow, let me know what you're playing and I'll go opposite. Your win will never be in doubt...