If Redneck Olympics were such a thing, what kind of event would they have?

donkeybucks

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First thing coming to my mind is bucket spittin'. Either have to be distance or how fast one could fill one up.

 

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Cheap beer guzzling contest

 

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gator rasslin'

 

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the toilet seat toss
fluorescent bulb javelin
riding lawnmower races

 

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Cow pie discus throw
Watermelon seed spitting

 

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Synchronized Cousin Swappin'

 

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Lol

 

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avitar renting

 

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What the hell do u mean "IF" ????? Wouldnt miss em for the world.....

 

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MotorMouth said:

the toilet seat toss
fluorescent bulb javelin
riding lawnmower races

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They have a "Redneck Games" here, and the Toliet Seat Horseshoes was an event, along with Bobbing for pigs feet. Quite funny to see the faces on these peeps. ANd riding lawnmower racing is actually kinda cool. Some of those jewels are pretty freaking fast and out of control.

 

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Belch and fart at the same time contest.

 

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The fastest wax job on a truck event.

 

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Most step-kids in a trailer.

 

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anyone seen the lumber jack contest? they are pretty cool to watch

 

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not sure but I can only imagine the Olympic village

 

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The Marlboro Light Smoke Off along with the Skoal Pack A Dip. A very hard chuckle for me ScottCarter on that Olympic village.

 

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