He reminds me of my old drunk Grandpa....
Local police officer here got arrested for farting on a co-worker.... LOL
http://www.statesman.com/news/news/...cer-kicked-farted-/ndNGJ/?ecmp=social18529834
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Lawrence Jonap
By Ciara O'Rourke
American-Statesman Staff
A Lago Vista detective was arrested last month after a co-worker said the officer kicked him in the back, according to an affidavit.
Lawrence Michael Jonap, 45, was charged with assault by causing bodily injury, a class A misdemeanor that carries a sentence of up to a year in jail.
Jonap’s co-worker, a communications operator, said he was making coffee at the Lago Vista Police Department and talking to an officer on Dec. 10 when he was kicked in the back, causing his body to “lunge forward,” according to the affidavit. When he turned around, he saw Jonap standing behind him and laughing, the affidavit says.
The next day, the document says, Jonap hit the communications operator on the head with a notebook, flicked his ear and then farted in his face.
A reserve officer told a Travis County sheriff’s deputy that she saw Jonap “tap ” the other operator with a folder and then later shake his chair, saying, “How’s your back?” before grabbing his hat and throwing it on a desk.
The reserve officer also told the deputy she saw Jonap “pass gas” in front of the other operator’s face.
Jonap admitted to the deputy that he had physical contact with the operator, according to the affidavit, but he said he just “nudged” him with his foot.
According to court documents, Jonap has worked for the Lago Vista Police Department for 14 years.
Police department officials could not immediately be reached for comment.
http://www.statesman.com/news/news/...cer-kicked-farted-/ndNGJ/?ecmp=social18529834
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Lawrence Jonap
By Ciara O'Rourke
American-Statesman Staff
A Lago Vista detective was arrested last month after a co-worker said the officer kicked him in the back, according to an affidavit.
Lawrence Michael Jonap, 45, was charged with assault by causing bodily injury, a class A misdemeanor that carries a sentence of up to a year in jail.
Jonap’s co-worker, a communications operator, said he was making coffee at the Lago Vista Police Department and talking to an officer on Dec. 10 when he was kicked in the back, causing his body to “lunge forward,” according to the affidavit. When he turned around, he saw Jonap standing behind him and laughing, the affidavit says.
The next day, the document says, Jonap hit the communications operator on the head with a notebook, flicked his ear and then farted in his face.
A reserve officer told a Travis County sheriff’s deputy that she saw Jonap “tap ” the other operator with a folder and then later shake his chair, saying, “How’s your back?” before grabbing his hat and throwing it on a desk.
The reserve officer also told the deputy she saw Jonap “pass gas” in front of the other operator’s face.
Jonap admitted to the deputy that he had physical contact with the operator, according to the affidavit, but he said he just “nudged” him with his foot.
According to court documents, Jonap has worked for the Lago Vista Police Department for 14 years.
Police department officials could not immediately be reached for comment.
Two kids hook up in high school and begin going steady, the girl being the shy nervous type. After a few weeks, the boys parents decide they'd like to meet her by having her over for dinner.
She spends the whole day worrying if she will make a good impression.
That night, seated at the dinner table surrounded by her boyfriend's entire family, she begins getting gas pains. Soon, she can't hold it in any longer and decides to let out a little.
"Brpp".
Hearing it, the boy's father yells at the dog who is sleeping under the table at the girl's feet. "Ralph!", he yells.
The girl is relieved, but soon her stomach starts churning and she lets out another one, a bit louder-"brrpp".
"Ralph!", yells the father.
This is great thinks the girl, he's blaming it on the dog!
Soon, her gas pains are overwhelming and she feels a colossal bomb brewing. With the dog still asleep under her chair, she decides to take the risk and let it rip-"BBBRRRRPPPPPP"!
RALPH!, yells the father........"Get away from that girl before she shits herself!"
She spends the whole day worrying if she will make a good impression.
That night, seated at the dinner table surrounded by her boyfriend's entire family, she begins getting gas pains. Soon, she can't hold it in any longer and decides to let out a little.
"Brpp".
Hearing it, the boy's father yells at the dog who is sleeping under the table at the girl's feet. "Ralph!", he yells.
The girl is relieved, but soon her stomach starts churning and she lets out another one, a bit louder-"brrpp".
"Ralph!", yells the father.
This is great thinks the girl, he's blaming it on the dog!
Soon, her gas pains are overwhelming and she feels a colossal bomb brewing. With the dog still asleep under her chair, she decides to take the risk and let it rip-"BBBRRRRPPPPPP"!
RALPH!, yells the father........"Get away from that girl before she shits herself!"
