me: hey what's going on?
clerk: hello sir, your account number please?
me: i don't have an account
clerk: ok how can i help you today?
me: are there any baseball games going on tonight?
clerk: yes, we have the Rangers and Orioles
me: oh wow, what's the spread?
clerk: rangers darvin minus 240
me: oh, texas must be at home
clerk: yes they are at home
me: who do you like?
clerk: i'm not sure, sir
me: well that's a big spread but the home team has the advantage
clerk: (says something)
me: how is that pitcher for the Rangers?
clerk: he's good he's good. who do you like?
me: i'd say the Rangers but I don't really know either of these teams
clerk: yeah well........can i help you with anything?
me: what about college football, is usc playing this weekend?
clerk: they played last night
me: oh really, who did they play?
clerk: i'm not sure, i'd have to check
me: oh no worries, any other big games this weekend?
clerk: yeah we have a lot of games sir
me: how about the NFL? any big games?
clerk: yes yes
me: what's the biggest game of the weekend?
and on and on............I don't gamble anymore but like to talk sports
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clerk: hello sir, your account number please?
me: i don't have an account
clerk: ok how can i help you today?
me: are there any baseball games going on tonight?
clerk: yes, we have the Rangers and Orioles
me: oh wow, what's the spread?
clerk: rangers darvin minus 240
me: oh, texas must be at home
clerk: yes they are at home
me: who do you like?
clerk: i'm not sure, sir
me: well that's a big spread but the home team has the advantage
clerk: (says something)
me: how is that pitcher for the Rangers?
clerk: he's good he's good. who do you like?
me: i'd say the Rangers but I don't really know either of these teams
clerk: yeah well........can i help you with anything?
me: what about college football, is usc playing this weekend?
clerk: they played last night
me: oh really, who did they play?
clerk: i'm not sure, i'd have to check
me: oh no worries, any other big games this weekend?
clerk: yeah we have a lot of games sir
me: how about the NFL? any big games?
clerk: yes yes
me: what's the biggest game of the weekend?
and on and on............I don't gamble anymore but like to talk sports
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