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I know its really early asking this but my girl is crazy with this kind of stuff. This year instead of doing individual gifts, the three couples in the family have decided to do just 2 total presents. So my girl & I have to buy a $50 "man" present and a $50 "woman" present. Does anyone have any ideas on a good $50 gift for a guy (or a girl if u know of any)?
 
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I know its really early asking this but my girl is crazy with this kind of stuff. This year instead of doing individual gifts, the three couples in the family have decided to do just 2 total presents. So my girl & I have to buy a $50 "man" present and a $50 "woman" present. Does anyone have any ideas on a good $50 gift for a guy (or a girl if u know of any)?

If it is for someone who is not my girl or my brother or sister, they are getting gift cards or lottery tickets. If for some reason you can get away with doing that, buy the dude some booze!
 

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50$ worth of scratch off's is always popular at my family's gift exchange
 

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50$ worth of scratch off's is always popular at my family's gift exchange

u are right.. we play that Santa Swap or whatever it is and people Steal the lottery tickets the 3 times allowed every time.. each year somehow I am unsure how it isn't more than 1 of the 20 gifts being exchanged. lol

I will say the funniest ones in our $20 exchange were The Clapper/ a Shake-Weight(lol) / 5 lb box of pens (yes I found this online for $20.. they had misspelled company names on them. lol)

these are more gag's for the swap and not 50$.. but I suggest to get creative :D

I think gift cards to ebay/amazon/etc online stores might be beneficial and desirable.

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A bottle of Jameson, scotch or other whiskey....for the guy gift.

A spa gift card for the lady....
 

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If it's naughty you can always by vibrators and dildos. If not, just don't put your names on the gifts and leave them under the tree anonymously. That will sure liven up the party !

This actually happened at one office party a few years ago, they were given to the bosses. Talk about laughter and then utter silence that took place. I'll never forget that night. The jokers never fessed and by far it to this day is the most talked about gift exchange for the people that were there.
 

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50$ worth of scratch off's is always popular at my family's gift exchange

Bad idea. If I gave like, let's say my dumb ass uncle that smells like balogna a $25,000 scratch off winner it would all end bad. I'd be forced to break into his house, take the ticket back, and kill his dog. Not because the dog is vicious, but just because I don't like his dog. Anyways....bad idea....
 
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Bad idea. If I gave like, let's say my dumb ass uncle that smells like balogna a $25,000 scratch off winner it would all end bad. I'd be forced to break into his house, take the ticket back, and kill his dog. Not because the dog is vicious, but just because I don't like his dog. Anyways....bad idea....

I know you are trying to be funny, but you will find out that everyone here, including myself, are dog lovers and will quickly tell you to go fuck yourself for trying to find humor in killing a dog.
 

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Bad idea. If I gave like, let's say my dumb ass uncle that smells like balogna a $25,000 scratch off winner it would all end bad. I'd be forced to break into his house, take the ticket back, and kill his dog. Not because the dog is vicious, but just because I don't like his dog. Anyways....bad idea....

I hope your uncle beats the shit out of you just for saying that.
 

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I know you are trying to be funny, but you will find out that everyone here, including myself, are dog lovers and will quickly tell you to go fuck yourself for trying to find humor in killing a dog.

Lighten up, Francis
 

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I know you are trying to be funny, but you will find out that everyone here, including myself, are dog lovers and will quickly tell you to go fuck yourself for trying to find humor in killing a dog.

Easy there man, I was just joking. And I can almost certainly assure you that I would without doubt stomp your ass into the pavement. You do not wanna see me young man.
 

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Easy there man, I was just joking. And I can almost certainly assure you that I would without doubt stomp your ass into the pavement. You do not wanna see me young man.

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I can beat up everyone in this digital room.

I'd get a Fleshlight for the guy and a Thigh Master or a set of pans for the woman. Just to up my chances of not being invited back for the gift exchange next year.
 

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i definitely take that $50 tablet over a used fleshlight :)
 

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