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You've seen the commercials, so make up your own.

There was some crazy talk in the service play area today that touts had the ability to know who posts their selections even if they were PM'd to a moderator. So I thought of how it was a conspiracy and came up with the following. The bold of course is my parody of Directv and is the exact amounts of lines as the commercials on tv.

Where's Jesse Ventura when you need him. I need a dose of conspiracy theory.

Jesse is out on the trail of handicappers who threaten buyers not to share the selection. Jesse is meeting with his team right now.

Jesse *** Ok people we have a real problem on our hands here.
Sally *** Don't tell us Jesse it's those touts again.
Jesse *** Yes Sally they are it again.
Mark *** Are they after dough again for posting the picks?
Jesse *** It would appear he has been threatened!
Mark *** We need to put an end to this once and for all
Sally *** Let me guess Jesse, they have traced him down by PM's he sent.
Jesse *** That's the threat but we all know it's bs.

When we return Jesse tracks down CPAW in a remote location and coming up later Jesse confronts the tout.

All this and more on Conspiracy Theory

(Commercial Break)

When you lose too much to the bookie you feel dejected.
When you feel dejected, you need some winners
When you need some winners, you buy a selection from a handicapper.
When you buy a selection from a handicapper, you share it with strangers on the RX.
When you share a selection with strangers on the RX, you get threatened to have your service cut off.
And When you get threatened to have your service cut off, you fell threatened and scared.
Don’t feel threatened and scared, get rid of the handicapper and upgrade to directv
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