Breaking: Federal prosecutors have unsealed an indictment charging Manti Te'o in the death of his fictitious girlfriend. The charges have been filed in the third district court in the state of Neverland. Count one states that Manti Te'o committed assault with a deadly keyboard. The victim whose name is unknown has appeared to have died while surfing the 'net. Also charged in the case is a person who goes by the name of Rudy R. The only statement he has made is "I'm here to play football for the Irish" He was arrested while lighting candles at a Grotto on the Notre Dame campus.
