cousin of mine is one of the uppity ups with doritos and told me over xmas time about all the submissions they received for the upcoming super bowl...told us that the best ones year in and out are just not suitable for broadcast tele...and i wish i had video of it but he said they all get shipped back to the non winners....anyway, the one that he said took the cake was a guy sitting on a park bench and he has the Dorito bag basically wiped out and crinkled w/the crumbs all over his mouth and some ridiculous hot chick comes walking by him and licks all the crumbs off his face....cut to scene two: same guy on the same bench the very next day....same crinkled almost empty bag of Doritos and the same hot chick walks by,,,except this time all the crumbs are in his LAP!!! and she goes to town cleaning them off with the long blonde hair swaying w/the moans and all....damn FCC.....cheers
