Any tips for smuggling booze onto a cruise ship??

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No air flights involved- Driving to the port...

Very easy to do... Just pack the booze in your Luggage.. Not carry on

Harder to get Booze onto a ship from the Ports you stop at. Use to be semi-easy, but they look for it.
 
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What me and a friend did was just get large bottled of bottled water and then fill them up with vodka....They willl have mixers on the cruise.

Awwwe, cruises. Where you basically run your country and can do whatever you want without any repercussions
 

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Very easy to do... Just pack the booze in your Luggage.. Not carry on

Harder to get Booze onto a ship from the Ports you stop at. Use to be semi-easy, but they look for it.

tried this last year on a carnival cruise, had a small bottle of jack daniels in my luggage. They had a tag on my bag when it got delivered to my room that they found something that was not allowed on the ship (booze) but they let it slide, probably because it was a small bottle. Went on a Royal Carribean cruise a few years back and had no problem. So it might depend on the cruse line. Some cousins we were with filled up little bottles of water with vodka because you can carry on a certain amount of water. They had no problems
 

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We did the mouthwash bottle trick. Also threw in a pint of vodka as a decoy. They all made it through. Guess they just do random checks and we weren't checked.
 
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tried this last year on a carnival cruise, had a small bottle of jack daniels in my luggage. They had a tag on my bag when it got delivered to my room that they found something that was not allowed on the ship (booze) but they let it slide, probably because it was a small bottle. Went on a Royal Carribean cruise a few years back and had no problem. So it might depend on the cruse line. Some cousins we were with filled up little bottles of water with vodka because you can carry on a certain amount of water. They had no problems

Never did a Carnival cruise .. only Royal caribbean, celebrity and Princess .. they never opened a suitcase
 
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was at a port in St. Thomas... so just like at the Airport, you go through security... with x-ray machine and these guys were trying to get Booze on the ship.
security guy sees 2 bottles of Listerine.. he asks the guys what's this ? one guy says it Mouthwash ...MAN !
The security guy says are You Sure ? the other guys says... Yeah Can't you Read ???

Security guys says Yeah... COOL MINT

Only problem was the liquid was BROWNISH , like Jack daniels !!!
which one of the kids told us later on. @):mad:
 
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why would you smuggle alcohol in Listermint bottles?

No one batted an eye when there are a few big bottles of "bottled water". It makes logical sense because most humans can not drink the Mexican water without getting sick and even so, drinking bottled water is such a big fad right now that no one will think twice about it. We had them in plain sight.

Or if you are not a vodka drinker and want to take Jack, why not do the same thing except in tea bottles?
 

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Why can't you take booze on a cruise? You have paid money to get on, and then you are stuck with them and forced to buy drinks there. What a scam.
 

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Why can't you take booze on a cruise? You have paid money to get on, and then you are stuck with them and forced to buy drinks there. What a scam.

I think it's because they offer such good deals on cruises these days that their moneymaker is booze. My inlaws took a cruise and said they spent more money on booze during the cruise than the tickets for the cruise.
 

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i think the bigger issue here is how to smuggle mollys on board and have sex with your wife and another chick in every place on the boat.....i suggest filling capsules up and mixing those in with your vitamins...
 

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i think the bigger issue here is how to smuggle mollys on board and have sex with your wife and another chick in every place on the boat.....i suggest filling capsules up and mixing those in with your vitamins...

I agree but that is an easy one to get on board.
 
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Why can't you take booze on a cruise? You have paid money to get on, and then you are stuck with them and forced to buy drinks there. What a scam.

Jenn, that's how they make their Money...

Over the years the prices of drinks have gone down.

And there's so many deals on Cruises now.
You could get a Room with a Balcony for 2 people for about $1400. that includes All Meals...as many Meals... Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner and Snacks...
Free Coffee, Tea... Punch , lemonade or Ice Tea

and entertainment ( Shows ) included.

All this for 7 Days.
 

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was at a port in St. Thomas... so just like at the Airport, you go through security... with x-ray machine and these guys were trying to get Booze on the ship.
security guy sees 2 bottles of Listerine.. he asks the guys what's this ? one guy says it Mouthwash ...MAN !
The security guy says are You Sure ? the other guys says... Yeah Can't you Read ???

Security guys says Yeah... COOL MINT

Only problem was the liquid was BROWNISH , like Jack daniels !!!
which one of the kids told us later on. @):mad:


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