The most unusual excuses for arriving late to the office ... What's Yours ?

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Getting ready for work may take a few minutes for some or a few hours for others. No matter how long it takes you to head out the door, there may be some days when it seems as though the clock's against you. According to a new CareerBuilder study, 26 percent of workers admit to being tardy at least once a month, and 16 percent are late once a week or more.
More than 2,600 hiring managers and more than 3,900 workers nationwide were surveyed to find out what's delaying workers from starting on time, what causes them to run late and the consequences of delayed arrivals.
"Employers understand that every now and again circumstances will arise that are out of a worker's control and, unfortunately, cause a late arrival to work," says Rosemary Haefner, vice president of human resources at CareerBuilder. "It escalates to a problem when the behavior becomes repetitive, causing employers to take disciplinary action. More than one-third of hiring managers reported they had to fire someone for being late."
Excuses, excuses
Hiring managers shared some of the most memorable excuses they've heard from employees who were late getting to the office. While 31 percent of workers pointed to traffic as the most common cause for tardiness, some answers were more memorable than a bad commute:

  • Employee dropped her purse into a coin-operated newspaper box and couldn't retrieve it without change -- which was in the purse.
  • Employee accidentally left the apartment with his roommate's girlfriend's shoes on and had to go back to change.
  • Employee's angry wife had frozen his truck keys in a glass of water in the freezer.
  • Employee got a late start because she was putting a raincoat on her concrete duck in her front yard, because rain was expected later that day.
  • Employee's car wouldn't start because the device measuring blood-alcohol level showed he was intoxicated.
  • Employee attempted to cut his own hair before work and the clippers stopped working, so he had to wait until the barber shop opened to fix his hair.
  • Employee's car was attacked by a bear. (Employee had photographic evidence.)
  • Employee drove to her previous employer by mistake.
  • Employee claimed to have delivered a stranger's baby on the side of the highway.
 
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No, but i did tell him if he needed a Hotel room for the day it was paid up. :)

Reminds me of a time when I was working as a mortgage broker and really just passing the time and having a job while I was still on probation, I was screwing the secretary who was married. She told the owner of the place she was sick and had to leave early, but did not tell me the cover story. I told the guy, who was a buddy of mine, we were going over to a hotel room to fuck. He was pissed that she lied to him. I smoothed him over with the promise of some pictures of her doing some very naughty things. Fucking whore would get down that is for sure!
 

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Employee's car wouldn't start because the device measuring blood-alcohol level showed he was intoxicated............:103631605 :):):):)
 

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Reminds me of a time when I was working as a mortgage broker and really just passing the time and having a job while I was still on probation, I was screwing the secretary who was married. She told the owner of the place she was sick and had to leave early, but did not tell me the cover story. I told the guy, who was a buddy of mine, we were going over to a hotel room to fuck. He was pissed that she lied to him. I smoothed him over with the promise of some pictures of her doing some very naughty things. Fucking whore would get down that is for sure!

where the pics


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Dear boss,
I am afraid I will not be able to make it into the office today. I opened my front door and there was 20 inches of snow outside.

I am attaching a photo to prove it to you.

Your honest employee






































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One time I got so drunk on a Sat night that I slept thru till Monday morning. Thinking it was Sunday I didnt show upto work till Tuesday, thinking that was Monday
 

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It was 1983 the day after the O's beat the Phils in the WS. I had gone to watch the Colts play and afterwards we watched the WS game at a bar near Memorial Stadium. We got all fucked up. Was two hours late the next morning and gave some bs excuse. My boss tossed me a copy of the Baltimore Sun open to a page with photos of the celebration around Baltimore. There I was in the bar, all fucked up going ape shit. At least I gave him a good laugh.
 
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It was 1983 the day after the O's beat the Phils in the WS. I had gone to watch the Colts play and afterwards we watched the WS game at a bar near Memorial Stadium. We got all fucked up. Was two hours late the next morning and gave some bs excuse. My boss tossed me a copy of the Baltimore Sun open to a page with photos of the celebration around Baltimore. There I was in the bar, all fucked up going ape shit. At least I gave him a good laugh.

lol, is there of a pic of that??
 

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