If you were in the NBA, how would you trash talk?

shdw01

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I thought KG telling Melo his wife tasted like honey nut cheerios was pretty good...might have crossed the line but pretty good.


to Kobe - "you still got some game, too bad your stupid ass didn't study a day past high school....i'm surprised you can read your lines for commercials"


to Lebron - "holy shit, Delonte was right, your mom has a sexual appetite like a rabbit"


to Harden - "wash that shit man....your beard smells like ball sweat, wtf have you been doing?"

 

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to Grant Hill - "fuck dude, just retire already....you are the 5teamparlay of the NBA"

 

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to Noah - "i would tell you to cut your hair, but i couldn't stand to see more of your ugly face"

 

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Not funny at all. Trash talking from those no defense mill's?

Nope.

They do not give a shit who wins in tomorrow's paper. Truth.

 

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shdw01 said:

to Kobe - "you still got some game, too bad your stupid ass didn't study a day past high school....i'm surprised you can read your lines for commercials"

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lol what
that's the worst line ever

 

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Keepin' it reall here.

Kobe to '?': "After tonights game, I'm still going to make more money than you."

Lebron could use the same trash talk but why beat a dead mule? Everyone knows going into it anyways.

 

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Good lord that is some of the weakest/saddest trash talking attempt I have ever.seen..

 

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Trash talk is when you tell the opposing player where you're going to be when you hit the game winner in his face:

 

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I would say "my buddy shadow wants to give you "The Dirty Sanchez" in the showers after the game"

 

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Love it

 

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that bird clip reminds me of the jordan video come fly with me. there was a bunch of stories like that

 

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fro11 said:

Good lord that is some of the weakest/saddest trash talking attempt I have ever.seen..

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i usually just let my actions speak for my trash talk, but i hear these NBA folk do it a lot.

to fro - "i'm proud of you man, you can dibble the ball pretty good for someone with a little downs"

 

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MikeB said:

I would say "my buddy shadow wants to give you "The Dirty Sanchez" in the showers after the game"

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lol....u fucker