Have you ever faked being someone else? ( Its time I told this story)

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When I was 22, just out of the Marine Corps, I went out with a girl whom I knew from High School who was currently a senior at an Ivy League school. Playboy magazine was doing a peice on the "Women of the Ivy League". The girl I was with auditioned and was accepted and did a shot in the magazine and was invited to be a Playboy centerfold model... she later declined the centerfold shoot because of fear that it would later on down the line come back to haunt her after she graduated and started a new career. (This girl was SMOKING HOT and un-godly smart). She ended up doing a one picture shoot for the magizine and we enjoyed that for a while and then it was all but forgotten in our lives. We got engaged and then in about a year or so things just werent working out anymore and I had a small (haha) gambling and drinking problem and we split up. I was devestated. Thing is.... when I first went to see her in upstate NY at this Ivy League school, fresh out of the Marines I felt like a super rock star. I was in great shape, had a whole lot of cash, and the hottest girl on campus. It was awesome from the time I went up there til the time she graduated, which was only a couple months time. Again, it was literally the time of my life.

After we broke up I decided to go back to the Ivy League campus and let it all happen all over again.... God had other plans. By now I had a very serious drinking problem (currently sober for a couple years) and was a few years older than the average college kid, but I was determined to make this happen, to find love, fun, a place to drink my face off every night, and another rich, Ivy League hottie!!! One night I was out in "college town" drinking and watching a game on the tv when I met a couple guys from a fraternity. We got to talking and they asked me if I would be interested in pledging at their frat. The only problem was you had to be a student at the school but I wasnt. I decided I would go along with it for a little while and they took me for a tour of the House and everything. I told them later that I was a freshman starting the next semester cause I was just out of the Military. I pledged at their fraternity for 3 months, all the while faking that I was a student at the Ivy League college. To make a long story short it was amazing.... I kept busy all day, usually drinking at an off campus bar by day, and partying all night and hooking up with mad ladies!!

One day I came home from a day of drinking as usual and there were 25 Brothers waiting for me when I came in the door. One guy found out at the registrar that I wasnt a student and my records where nowhere in the schools records. I recieved a beating like none other I have ever took in my life. I learned a valuable lesson that year and that was that I would be myself for the rest of my life.
 

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I can't imagine anyone wanting to fake it on the forums. I'm just your average venture capitalist scraping by on around 16 mil a year. Engaged to the June 2010 playboy centerfold. I only have 2 Benz, 1 of them over 4 years old. Only hit 68% on my sports wagers but I'm a small player. I rarely ever make a bet over 20k a game. Was looking into to buying an NFL team but it looks like I'm going to have to settle on buying an NBA team instead. Pretty boring life if you ask me,
 

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I can't imagine anyone wanting to fake it on the forums. I'm just your average venture capitalist scraping by on around 16 mil a year. Engaged to the June 2010 playboy centerfold. I only have 2 Benz, 1 of them over 4 years old. Only hit 68% on my sports wagers but I'm a small player. I rarely ever make a bet over 20k a game. Was looking into to buying an NFL team but it looks like I'm going to have to settle on buying an NBA team instead. Pretty boring life if you ask me,

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I can't imagine anyone wanting to fake it on the forums. I'm just your average venture capitalist scraping by on around 16 mil a year. Engaged to the June 2010 playboy centerfold. I only have 2 Benz, 1 of them over 4 years old. Only hit 68% on my sports wagers but I'm a small player. I rarely ever make a bet over 20k a game. Was looking into to buying an NFL team but it looks like I'm going to have to settle on buying an NBA team instead. Pretty boring life if you ask me,


Like they always say, the first million is the toughest.

-George Costanza
 

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When I was going through elementary and jr high in the ghetto(not really like Good Times ghetto but kinda middle lower class) I kinda faked that my dad was black.
It helped kids be a little bit less mean to me.

It did not learn until I was in my late 20's that black people were actually calling each other "my nigga"
I thought they were saying "my nica" and I used it for years in jr high and no one ever corrected me, guess they
heard what they wanted to hear.
 

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everytime me and my buddies go to vegas for spring break or what not, we knock like 2-3 yrs off our age. normally make up different names and professions/college we go to. so instead of being a 25 yr old insurance salesman buddy might be 23 yr old stanford college student.
 

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Whenever we were teenagers going out on the beaches during spring break, me and my buds would all have different names just to be stupid.

My name was Curan Foose...
 

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