Stories from driving a taxi in Las Vegas..... Its been interesting so far!

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Just going to post a few in random order, all were kind of funny and wierd in their own ways....

So one Saturday morning, right when I started my shift I head into the Cosmopolitan and wait for my first ride. When the doorman waves me up for my turn, he is standing next to 4 21-22yo asian woman (all good-looking I might ad) and they were obviously drunk off of their asses. So 3 of them get into the back and 1 hops into the front. They are going to the Wynn..... So I drive them to the Synn, and the fare is $9.10, the girl in the front gives me $10 (cheap bitches lol), and exits. Then the back doors open and both close... Being pissed of about the $0.90cent tip I yell out the passenger window if she wants her change, and she just waves at me as the girls stumble towards the doors. So I then head to the Bellagio, hoping to maybe get a quick fare, since the cab line at the Wynn was quite deep.... No such luck, the cab line at Bellagio was backed up as well... So I pull out my tablet, read the forums, watch some youtube for about 45 minutes until its my turn for the doorman. The doorman opens the back door to put someone in my cab and says "Hey, you already have a ride..." thinking he is joking I do a quick glance in the back seat and laugh... He says, "No you have a ride".... So I turn all the way around and look right behind my seat... and curled up, leaning in the corner is that 4'11 95lb asian girl knocked the fuck out.... Long sotry short I had to drive her back to the Wynn, Security came out and put her in a wheelchair and wheeled her in... There went an hour of my time.....
 

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Waiting at the Golden Nugget about 430am on a Thursdya morning is quite slow.... So Im first in the cab line, right next to the doors, and the doorman is leaning in my window and we are just bullshitting. After about 5 minutes the door to the Golden Nugget opens, and you see this 6'somthing tall amazon black woman in 4 inch platform shoes running out and headed down freemont doing 100mph... me and the doorman look at each other lke "wtf??"... No sooner then 15 seconds go by and you see this middle eastern man, in a white button up shirt, with black socks and NOTHING ELSE run through the doors running in the direction the black woman went, shaking his finger and saying "(in a middle eastern accent) She's got my wallet, She's got my wallet"...... Right after that you see 2 security guards go chasing after him and they are all out of sight behind my cab (damn)... Right hten an older couple comes out going to the airport....... After I drop them off I had to go back and see what happened. So I took the long drive back and asked the doorman if he knew anything. He found out from Security (cause he had to give a statement) that the woman (a prositute) had taken the guy to the mens room, into one of the stalls to perform a sexual act. She told him to take off his pants, and then told him to sit on the toilet... Soon as he did, she grabbed his pants and took off thinking he wouldnt follow her out cause he was naked...... The hooker is still at large
 

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Ceasars Palace.... Fun times.....

Waiting in the cab line and seeing a midget prostitute being escorted out by security, and the prostitute trying to fight her way past them to get in cause "He didnt give her, her money"
2 Drunk guys with 2 drunk girls giving me $100 to get out "Gundam Style" around my cab while at a red light.... which I did. Hell I would have done it just for laughs.
Hooking a guy up and convincing a girl to go to his hotel instead of both of them going to their seperate hotels... and he only tips me $2.70 (told them it would be easier for me to just drop them off at his hotel (the Flamingo) since the Vdara was so hard to get in and out of for me)... Yet he thanked me. Cheap bastard should have never gotten laid.
 

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Hilarious stuff man... not sure how you can like doing this but these stories are very funny

can I get you and your cab when I get there in April for a discount ??? ;o) JK JK
 

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Waiting at the Golden Nugget about 430am on a Thursdya morning is quite slow.... So Im first in the cab line, right next to the doors, and the doorman is leaning in my window and we are just bullshitting. After about 5 minutes the door to the Golden Nugget opens, and you see this 6'somthing tall amazon black woman in 4 inch platform shoes running out and headed down freemont doing 100mph... me and the doorman look at each other lke "wtf??"... No sooner then 15 seconds go by and you see this middle eastern man, in a white button up shirt, with black socks and NOTHING ELSE run through the doors running in the direction the black woman went, shaking his finger and saying "(in a middle eastern accent) She's got my wallet, She's got my wallet"...... Right after that you see 2 security guards go chasing after him and they are all out of sight behind my cab (damn)... Right hten an older couple comes out going to the airport....... After I drop them off I had to go back and see what happened. So I took the long drive back and asked the doorman if he knew anything. He found out from Security (cause he had to give a statement) that the woman (a prositute) had taken the guy to the mens room, into one of the stalls to perform a sexual act. She told him to take off his pants, and then told him to sit on the toilet... Soon as he did, she grabbed his pants and took off thinking he wouldnt follow her out cause he was naked...... The hooker is still at large

Blumpkin Gone Bad
 

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Seems I was just there last week cause I was LOL......Right after I landed and walked across the bridge past midnight to cut through the Cosmo they were setting up cameras with reporters talking about the shooting that happened less than 24 hours before that had 3 dead and 3 injured.........I even ended up past Ann Road one night which is further out.
 

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BRO,,, Please continue in this thread or a enw one,,, LOVE taxicab confessions!!! greatest,,, lol,,,

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good stories bro....make this thread a classic by adding on your most exciting story or two after every shift (even on a slow day let us know the best thing you got was a guy farting while talking on his cell phone)
 

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Nothing at all exciting today... Took a guy to "Angels Spa" for a RUB AND TUG and got $100 commission... he left happy, when I picked him back up he said "Thats exactly what I needed".. and the chick was fucking SMOKING HOT when I went in with him to get my commission before he went to the back. She looked just like China Chow from the movie "The Big Hit"....

He calle dme to pick him up and I wanted the details of what he did with her (yes I was a bit jealous haha) He said she got him naked, she got naked, gave him a table shower and a body to body massage... then charged him a $100 "Relaxation fee" and finished him off haha......
 

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