Ok... Wife pissed me off otnight and interupted me while watching the game for something stuppid, so I need some help

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Going to give her a "Dutch Oven" tomorrow night.... so tomorrow afternoon and into the evening I am going to eat the worst combination of food that will do the most damage....

Give me some of the combinations you know will cause her to puke and gag?

Worst ones I know of that I ate was a combination of Spicy Kim-chee and a chili cheese omlete
 

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haha and I spelled "STUPID" wrong with a typo
 

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Cabbage always does it for me so since kimchee is spicy cabbage that ought to start things off.
 

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Chili cheese omlette for breakfast, a few PBR's egg salad sandwiches for lunch, and campbells bean with bacon soup and grilled cheese sandwiches for din din.....@):)
 

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Chili cheese omlette for breakfast, a few PBR's egg salad sandwiches for lunch, and campbells bean with bacon soup and grilled cheese sandwiches for din din.....@):)

Heh... sounds like a plan so far... but gonna add some spicy kim-chee somewhere along those lines, and maybe a filet o fish sandwhich
 

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Eat something spicy too. Spicy food always adds an extra kick to the foul odor
 

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I routinely dutch oven my wife LOL. Sometimes its so bad it wakes her up.
 

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Sugar Free candy always does the trick, especially sugar free jelly beans
 

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Vanilla Protein Shakes mixed with milk will fuck someone up. Years ago, i had a couple during the day then went to a movie with my gf. I was letting them fly as it was silent and it really was uncontrollable. People were talking about it around us and getting up. I was 19 and found it pretty entertaining.
 

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Started the day off with:

Chili Cheese Omlete with onions with a sausage patty and 2 hard boiled eggs (I didn't eat all of it, but did eat a hafty portion)

As a snack right now I am eating some yogurt

Lunch we are going to the Korean BBQ
 

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Started the day off with:

Chili Cheese Omlete with onions with a sausage patty and 2 hard boiled eggs (I didn't eat all of it, but did eat a hafty portion)

As a snack right now I am eating some yogurt

Lunch we are going to the Korean BBQ
this is disgusting brah.. no offense...


-murph
 

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Started the day off with:

Chili Cheese Omlete with onions with a sausage patty and 2 hard boiled eggs (I didn't eat all of it, but did eat a hafty portion)

As a snack right now I am eating some yogurt

Lunch we are going to the Korean BBQ

Solid plan here.......the separation is the preparation.....Schmidt beer or PBR's for the afternoon daybuzz. :103631605
 

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No offense but this sounds so childish. What kind of relationship do you have that you have to do such a stupid, ignorant, childish thing to your own wife.

Just tell her next time you need _____________________ can you wait until after the game. Better yet, why not just pause the game, go do what she asked help with and go back and watch the game.

This is the woman you are supposed to love and cherish why be an ass?

You guys can beat me down now. But I'll stand my ground on this one.
 

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