Go Home Tiger Woods, You’re Drunk

5teamparlay · May 8, 2013

http://theblemish.com/2013/05/go-home-tiger-woods-youre-drunk/

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[h=1]Go Home Tiger Woods, You’re Drunk[/h] By Victor on May 8, 2013

Tiger Woods took Linsey Vonn to the MET Gala the other night and then promptly embarrassed her at the afterparty after getting wasted.
Sources tell Us that Woods and Vonn hit up the Boom Boom Room at the top of the Standard Hotel after the gala where “Tiger looked uncomfortable.” They checked out the Manhattan skyline and then sat down, talked, drank, held hands and kissed for the rest of the night. At one point, Tiger Woods got up to dance but, proving stereotypes aren’t always true, simply bopped side to side and grabbed Vonn’s butt as she giggled.
They left around 2 AM which is about the time Woods ate it while walking down a small flight of stairs. He “didn’t move from the spot until Vonn, clenching her teeth and looking embarrassed, helped him up and guided him (swaying a bit as he walked) to the exit, according to a witness.”
As you can see in the picture up top, Woods was pretty hammered. That or he saw another blonde with a nice ass.

Stax · May 9, 2013

"Woods ate it while walking down a small flight of stairs"

Talk about multi-tasking, damn.

Fishhead · May 9, 2013

One of the most embarrassing sports figures of our generation.

CoachCB · May 9, 2013

Fishhead said:
One of the most embarrassing sports figures of our generation.

Linsey Vonn is now running a close 2nd!

Fishhead · May 9, 2013

CoachCB said:
Linsey Vonn is now running a close 2nd!

..................good point.

taylor13 · May 9, 2013

Because he went to an event and a bar afterwards and got drunk, he is embarrassing? Geez, good thing rx posters can't look in the mirror. No telling what we would think of ourselves and some of the stupid shit we have done in our lives

moocow · May 9, 2013

taylor13 said:
Because he went to an event and a bar afterwards and got drunk, he is embarrassing? Geez, good thing rx posters can't look in the mirror. No telling what we would think of ourselves and some of the stupid shit we have done in our lives

Seriously i wouldnt mind being in his position. So what i got hammered and fell down some stairs. Im still going home with Lindsey Vonn and sleeping on a pile of money. Winning.

REDEYE · May 9, 2013

Fishhead said:
One of the most embarrassing sports figures of our generation.

at least there was no 3 iron in a scorned womans hand, and a tree getting in the way of his SUV this time, so Tiger gets a pass..

gtc08 · May 9, 2013

who cares, the typical american white male does the same thing everyday. the only reason why whites go after woods is because he dates white women.

Murphy8276 · May 9, 2013

moocow said:
Seriously i wouldnt mind being in his position. So what i got hammered and fell down some stairs. Im still going home with Lindsey Vonn and sleeping on a pile of money. Winning.

so true.

I wish I had his problems.. @)

-murph

Stax · May 9, 2013

Looks McIlroy behind him lol.

Ilovetobet · May 9, 2013

5teamparlay said:
http://theblemish.com/2013/05/go-home-tiger-woods-youre-drunk/

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go home tiger woods, you’re drunk

by victor on may 8, 2013

tiger woods took linsey vonn to the met gala the other night and then promptly embarrassed her at the afterparty after getting wasted.
sources tell us that woods and vonn hit up the boom boom room at the top of the standard hotel after the gala where “tiger looked uncomfortable.” they checked out the manhattan skyline and then sat down, talked, drank, held hands and kissed for the rest of the night. At one point, tiger woods got up to dance but, proving stereotypes aren’t always true, simply bopped side to side and grabbed vonn’s butt as she giggled.
They left around 2 am which is about the time woods ate it while walking down a small flight of stairs. He “didn’t move from the spot until vonn, clenching her teeth and looking embarrassed, helped him up and guided him (swaying a bit as he walked) to the exit, according to a witness.”
as you can see in the picture up top, woods was pretty hammered. That or he saw another blonde with a nice ass.

lol

Shub · May 9, 2013

gtc08 said:
who cares, the typical american white male does the same thing everyday. the only reason why whites go after woods is because he dates white women.

Why do relate everything to race?

REDEYE · May 9, 2013

gtc08 said:
who cares, the typical american white male does the same thing everyday. the only reason why whites go after woods is because he dates white women.

probably one of the reasons, but not the only reason.. His sportsmanship and poor attitude has been an issue for some of us.. I would think black females have just as much of an issue with Tiger and his white skanks as white males.. Black males for the most part have been putting black women in there rear view mirror for quite some time. Black females have to feel that the black male race has abandonded them for the most part....

gtc08 · May 9, 2013

RED EYE said:
probably one of the reasons, but not the only reason.. His sportsmanship and poor attitude has been an issue for some of us.. I would think black females have just as much of an issue with Tiger and his white skanks as white males.. Black males for the most part have been putting black women in there rear view mirror for quite some time. Black females have to feel that the black male race has abandonded them for the most part....

bs. 90 percent of black males that are married have a black wife. the only reason why people perceive your statement to be true is because some notable blacks are with white woman, like tiger woods.

that catches the attention of the white, which is why people are dumb enough to believe your ridiculous statement.

this is pure jealousy from white males, and some black females for the most part.

taylor13 · May 9, 2013

gtc08 said:
who cares, the typical american white male does the same thing everyday. the only reason why whites go after woods is because he dates white women.

Most black people that say they like Tiger prob don't realize that Tiger barely claims to be black, if they did id venture to say those guys wouldnt like him. thats just the way that usually works........I'm a white dude and a Tiger fan, could care less who he is sticking his pecker in as long as its not a dude.

moocow · May 9, 2013

RED EYE said:
probably one of the reasons, but not the only reason.. His sportsmanship and poor attitude has been an issue for some of us.. I would think black females have just as much of an issue with Tiger and his white skanks as white males.. Black males for the most part have been putting black women in there rear view mirror for quite some time. Black females have to feel that the black male race has abandonded them for the most part....

Why do you consider the white women Tiger dates to be skanks? How are Nordegren and Vonn considered skanks... U mad bro?

REDEYE · May 9, 2013

gtc08 said:
bs. 90 percent of black males that are married have a black wife. the only reason why people perceive your statement to be true is because some notable blacks are with white woman, like tiger woods.

that catches the attention of the white, which is why people are dumb enough to believe your ridiculous statement.

this is pure jealousy from white males, and some black females for the most part.

not sure where you live or where you have been, but its been a steady migration for quite some time. I see it all the time especiallly in bigger cities..I'm here in Vegas for a few days, see it quite a bit here..The new culture is what I am talking about..These days I see just as many or more younger black males with white women then I do with black women..older more established relationships with black males and black females still exist of course, but I'm not talking about the 15-30 year black and black marriages of the past.. it is what it is.... its what I am seeing out here....

REDEYE · May 9, 2013

moocow said:
Why do you consider the white women Tiger dates to be skanks? How are Nordegren and Vonn considered skanks... U mad bro?

no, did It sound like I was mad ? ,just stating an opinion... but if you remember, alot of articles cames out when the sex scandal hit.. Go back and read them.. then you'll see that some skanks surfaced..

gtc08 · May 9, 2013

RED EYE said:
not sure where you live or where you have been, but its been a steady migration for quite some time. I see it all the time especiallly in bigger cities..I'm here in Vegas for a few days, see it quite a bit here..The new culture is what I am talking about..These days I see just as many or more younger black males with white women then I do with black women..older more established relationships with black males and black females still exist of course, but I'm not talking about the 15-30 year black and black marriages of the past.. it is what it is.... its what I am seeing out here....

obviously there is more mixing going on among all groups.

the stats i cited were government cited stats. its actually not 90 percent, its 89.2 percent.