married to a woman that looks just like Carla from Cheers and is 10X meaner. I've thought of how to best kill myself everyday since I got married. I welcome death, YES !
If I were in a situation where a gunman ordered everybody to the floor ( like a bank robbery)....I'd walk right up to the guy and say hand me the gun, you don't want to do this ! I don't wear a motorcycle helmet either and I'll drive it in the rain.
being married, I'm disappointed every day I wake up alive !
If you are serious, and I hope you are....if you are ever up in Saratoga or at Belmont I owe you a drink....possibly the funniest thing I have ever read...the line about being 10x meaner than Carla seems absurd yet has to be true cuz how could one even make that up?....that paragraph is legendary
she's a dead ringer for Carla and about 4' 11" 110 lbs. Her daughters also laughed their asses off when I showed them a picture of Rhea Pearlman they are about 27 and 30 and maybe not too familiar with that show. I'm no movie star/ celeb....but I'd say I look like Kevin James ( a fat fuck, but I'm taller) if I had to name someone....not exactly George Clooney but I'm honest and the wife is a dead ringer for Carla not some super-model.
I'm drained to HELL being married since 2001 and no longer want to live and sure as Hell would walk right up to a gunman with no fear of being shot !
