The 33-year-old Tennessee man is father to 22 children by 14 different women. . Here’s some perspective: That’s two starting football teams’ worth of

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Father of 22 Children by 14 Different Women, Expectedly, Has Serious Baby Mama Drama

Call him LL Cool O, because ladies certainly love Orlando Shaw.


The 33-year-old Tennessee man is father to 22 children by 14 different women. Yes, 22. Here’s some perspective: That’s two starting football teams’ worth of kids. His children range in age from infants to 18 years old.


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When pressed, Shaw actually says he has 18 kids with 17 women. Is it possible that News Channel 5 knows more than he does?


While Shaw is pretty successful at spreading his seed, he lacks that same success quality in paying for child support. Now his baby mamas are taking him to court. But Orlando said his prior criminal history makes it hard for him to find a job. That’s understandable.

According to NewsChannel 5, he’s already been thrown in jail several times for not paying his child support. Because Orlando can’t pay, the state is forced to cough up more than $7,000 each month to help support his kids.


Although he’s sucking up thousands of state taxpayers’ dollars a month, he comes off as a pretty nice guy who’s just looking for some luvin’.


“You can’t knock no man for loving women,” Orlando wisely said.


Check out what Orlando had to say when challenged to name all of his kids:

You can't knock a man for loving women according to Orlando but you can knock him for not wearing a condom.

shockingly he is afro-american !

Qualando?

video is fantastic....http://outkickthecoverage.com/orlando-shaw-has-22-children-by-14-women.php


Orlando Shaw Has 22 Children By 14 Women



Orlando Shaw has 22 children by 14 different women.
The local Nashville CBS station caught up with him outside the Metro Courthouse and conducted an interview about how this could happen.
The result?
Interview gold.
You're going to want to watch again and again.
Because it is completely and totally spectacular.
There are so many amazing things about this video, but I want you to watch it before you read my breakdown.
Your Wednesday is about to be made.

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Here are my favorite things about this video in chronological order:
1. Orlando Shaw's a wordsmith.
"These are my siblings, nobody elses," says an impassioned Shaw.
I know, shocking, the kind of guy who fathers 22 children by 14 women does not know what the word siblings means.
2. How many children do you have?
"Roughly 18."
Roughly!
And he missed four kids!
Do you think that's because he believes that having 18 kids sounds much better than having 22?
3. By how many mothers?
"17."
So he inflated the number of baby mommas by three while decreasing his kids by four.
Unless, and this is what I choose to believe, there are actually other baby mommas out there who haven't even bothered to attempt to get child support.
4. Are you able to pay child support?
"I can't pay no child support right now."
Double negative.
You sly devil, you.
(FYI, taxpayers are paying $7500 a month to support Shaw's 22 kids.)
5. Don't worry though, Shaw is mentoring children because he can't make his child support payments.
These mentoring sessions absolutely, positively, need to be televised.
6. Does Shaw want more kids?
"Don't want no more kids, I want to be fixed....I got kids now that are 15, 16, and 17 years old and they're a mess."
So you're telling me the teenage kids of a man with 22 kids ranging in age from 17 to infant twin daughters are not excelling?
7. Can you name all of your kids? (Ah, the Cromartie question).
An indignant Shaw rises to the challenge.
"All my boys names is Orlando. One of my boys names is Tyshawn, one of my boys names is Qualando. Then I've got Orlandria, Onesha, Omeeka. Okay, you get what I'm saying, I can name 'em. I got Miracle, I got Temeia, I got Will, I got 'em everywhere."
Will!
What odds would you have given me on Will after these first eight names?
FYI, Shaw has 22 children.
He named nine.
8. Orlando Shaw's life motto is quite profound.
"To be honest with you, don't nothing come to a dreamer, but....(long pause) a dream."
Well said, Orlando, well said.
9. Orlando has a criminal record and has spent time in jail.
So he's a felon with 14 baby mommas.
10. Can we please interview the baby mommas to find out what they were thinking?
I'd like to blame Orlando Shaw for the 22 kids, but he's clearly an idiot. And incapable of turning down sex. But what in the world are these women thinking? I'll give baby mommas one, two and three a pass. But how do you become the 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th and 14th different baby momma?
If you saw the guy was a deadbeat dad and already had 20 kids, even if you decided to sleep with him -- he must be hung like Ron Jeremy -- wouldn't you make him wear a condom?
11. What's Orlando's financial plan for the future?
"I play the hell out of the Tennessee lottery. I literally do, I play the number tickets, the scratch offs."
Awesome.
12. Brown says he still has a relationship with all of his baby mommas.
"Some of 'em are better than others."
Wait, some of them are good?
How in the world is this possible?
There are men reading this right now who have one wife and that wife hates them. And those men probably don't have babies with 13 other women.
This is amazing.
13. Will you be there for your kids?
"If don't nobody kill me or I don't die in a car wreck, I'm here."
Good to see Shaw is a realist.
14. But how can Shaw be a father to 22 kids at once?
"It's called cell phones."
Dr. Phil nods pensively.
15. What about kids visiting to his house how do you manage that?
"Rotate, rotate."
Ah.
16. Was contraception not an option?
"I was young. Ambitious. I was just young and ambitious and I loved women. Hey, you can't knock no man for loving women."
How about the sheer odds on getting 14 different women pregnant to deliver 22 babies.
Think about the amount of unprotected sex Shaw was having. Especially when you factor in the inevitable abortions and miscarriages.
Hell, think about the amount of sex Shaw could have if he actually had a job.
17. Question: "You're a handsome guy, the ladies like you?"
"The ladies love me. They don't like me, they love me."
At this point a large black woman walks by and rubs Shaw's arm.
Baby momma 15 is on the way.
Somewhere Travis Henry is shaking his head and thinking, "Bro, you need to control yourself."
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A starting football team....ONE starting football team is 22 players....if you include special teams (K's & P's), that's 24. Where did they get TWO STARTING FOOTBALL teams?

Doug said:

shockingly he is afro-american !

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So they need to draft a qb, pk and punter is what you are saying?

CoachCB said:

A starting football team....ONE starting football team is 22 players....if you include special teams (K's & P's), that's 24. Where did they get TWO STARTING FOOTBALL teams?

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cause you young guys don't remember when the starting XI played both ways and didn't need any special kicker or punter for special teams

damn, wasn't that long ago that Danny White played....

CoachCB said:

A starting football team....ONE starting football team is 22 players....if you include special teams (K's & P's), that's 24. Where did they get TWO STARTING FOOTBALL teams?

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He's the punter & kicker also

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IS IT REALLY MUCH DIFFERENT IF THEY ARE KITTENS OR ***LETS ?

CoachCB said:

A starting football team....ONE starting football team is 22 players....if you include special teams (K's & P's), that's 24. Where did they get TWO STARTING FOOTBALL teams?

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+1

Op was told there would be no math....

Not an expert on this......but isn't jail time a consequence if you don't pay child support? How these types of animals get off the hook legally is amazing to me.

Albatross said:

Not an expert on this......but isn't jail time a consequence if you don't pay child support? How these types of animals get off the hook legally is amazing to me.

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What good does putting him in jail do ? He should have been neutered about 18 kids ago !

hes probably the result of a similar story. The shit apple doesnt fall far from the shit tree