the dildo guy cracked me up
before i opened this thread I thought it was going to be about that asian dude that looked salty he had to rub oil on all the bikini models.
in my work bldg (about 30 stories) one of the girls used to always flirt with the window washer guy.....one day she wrote her phone number on a paper and showed it to him....they dated for a few years...lol