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Gambling is in your blood when....

Your addiction counselor says he thinks "the odds are good" that you will beat your gambling problem, and you see it as a reason to immediately call your bookie
 

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Bank Loan Officer: Ok good news your loan is approved

Customer: Great thank you! How long will it take? The first race starts in 30 minutes!
 

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"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." - Jack Yelton
 

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Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

A: In a casino, you really mean it!
 

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Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!" The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played black jack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers "hit me light or hit me hard", and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!" The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an a$$ full of quarters."
 

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What's the difference between a circus and a chorus line???

A circus is a cunning display of stunts...
 

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How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
 

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I was at the track and asked a guy for a tip. He asked me how long my pecker was , i told him 8 inches , he said to bet the 8 horse.

The 3 horse won the race ....... damn i knew i should'nt have lied.
 

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What do Len Bias and daisies have in common?

Three days after you pick'em they die.
 

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What do Len Bias and Rock Hudson have in common?

They both got ahold of some bad crack.
 

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I got a tip on a horse yesterday that went off at 25 to 1...the other horses went off at 12:30
 

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Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!" The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played black jack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers "hit me light or hit me hard", and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!" The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an a$$ full of quarters."

@):mad:
 

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