'The world's drunkest college student' 'Vodka Samm'

Akillies · Sep 2, 2013

[h=1]'The world's drunkest college student' 'Vodka Samm' just blew a .341[/h]

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Last Updated: 1:44 PM, September 2, 2013
Posted: 10:47 AM, September 2, 2013

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Meet Samantha Goudie aka "Vodka Sam"
She tried to run onto the field during a football game, was hauled off to jail and gave an incredibly high blood-alcohol reading. Then she tweeted about her experience.
Samantha Goudie is potentially — "allegedly" — the drunkest girl on the planet. And judging by her Twitter timeline, possibly the funniest.

According to Deadspin , who labelled Goudie an "Idiot on the Field", the 22-year-old student tried to run onto the field during a game between her college, the University of Iowa, and Northern Illinois.

Goudie was "unsteady on her feet" (read: blind) and taken to jail. Which, as you're about to learn, is an experience she seemed to enjoy.

Yeah. Her Twitter handle is really @vodka_samm.

Akillies · Sep 2, 2013

Samantha @Vodka_samm Just went to jail #yolo
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Akillies · Sep 2, 2013

Samantha @Vodka_samm Blew a .341 in jail

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Akillies · Sep 2, 2013

Samantha @Vodka_samm I'm going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic
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Akillies · Sep 2, 2013

Girl waiting for court with me goes "I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341" I said hi

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HarryCaray · Sep 2, 2013

Her parents must be proud.

PS .341 ain't shit I have blown .462 (blood test actually)

I used to be completely functional at .341

slapshot · Sep 2, 2013

Akillies said:
Samantha @Vodka_samm Blew a .341and a RX posterin jail

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Fixed it

Stylez · Sep 2, 2013

What a peach

NickPappagiorgio · Sep 2, 2013

If she were my kid she would be home already and removed from school. With all due respect to Mr Caray, .341 is insanely high.

JohnnyMac · Sep 2, 2013

NickPappagiorgio said:
If she were my kid she would be home already and removed from school. With all due respect to Mr Caray, .341 is insanely high.

Well, he IS Harry Caray, after all.

mjh12795 · Sep 2, 2013

I wonder how many cocks she has handled since she stepped on campus

NickPappagiorgio · Sep 2, 2013

JohnnyMac said:
Well, he IS Harry Caray, after all.

Yes, and .341 in the booth on a few occasions is quite possible

HarryCaray · Sep 2, 2013

NickPappagiorgio said:
If she were my kid she would be home already and removed from school. With all due respect to Mr Caray, .341 is insanely high.

It is high but

1. it's not insanely high for an alcoholic, it's relative to an extent. I mean, you're trashed at that level regardless but if you normally walk around >.2 then your .341 is like a social drinker's .12 and
2. it surely doesn't qualify her as the drunkest woman in the world, not even close

HarryCaray · Sep 2, 2013

I do agree though that if it was my kid her ass would be yanked out of school post-haste, not so much that she got trashed but because she seems to think it's funny. Girl like that is s disaster waiting to happen on many levels.

HarryCaray · Sep 2, 2013

She's got a way to go to hit 1.4%

http://coed.com/2011/04/25/the-5-highest-b-a-c-s-ever-recorded/

NickPappagiorgio · Sep 2, 2013

HarryCaray said:
It is high but

1. it's not insanely high for an alcoholic, it's relative to an extent. I mean, you're trashed at that level regardless but if you normally walk around >.2 then your .341 is like a social drinker's .12 and
2. it surely doesn't qualify her as the drunkest woman in the world, not even close

The girl is 18, if she was functioning at that age and level, how long has she been a drunk, since 12 or 13?

joebatters · Sep 2, 2013

slapshot said:
Fixed it

:hahahahah

KingofNicotine · Sep 2, 2013

She's just the product of a society that glorifies drinking. Completely pathetic.

Akillies · Sep 2, 2013

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Akillies · Sep 2, 2013

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