Guys I need some help/advice a.s.a.p.

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Ok here's the deal....




I don't know what to do.... because of everything I own is at risk!!! How do I go about all of this???

Ive won 21 games in a row, now I am afraid the authorities are coming after me if I win 1 more game. I don't want to play a game and win it... so how do I make sure I lose my 22nd game? Also Ive noticed there is a cargo van parked across the street, and that helicopters have been circling my house since yesterday. I don't want to stop betting, but how can I be sure I lose my 22nd game with no ifs, ands, or buts?

And I need help with this as well. I recently decided to go pro and play poker, but since then Ive acquired over $10,000 on several accounts. So whats the best way to withdraw it all to be safe? Or should I keep it in there? I wont provide any screenshots, and if you ask I will pretend you didn't ask. Because ... well, just because.

Today I woke up, and decided to announce that "I am the best in the entire country!!" Without any real facts to back it up, but I just thought you all should know that.

Also I am entered in the LVH Supercontest. And as soon as I post a 5-0 week, I will then go 1-4, and decided that its the best time to announce that I am going tout.

The reason things are this way in my life is because of black people,..... and George Bush.

Today I woke up with an extra hop in my step. It is a glorious morning. So this morning I made Pancakes, sauage, and biscuits with sausage gravy, also and drinking a nice steamy cup of coffee. What a great way to start my day with a nice hot digital breakfast. Now I will sit here and wait for guys to post videos for me, and flirt with me... when I obviously don't care, but I like the attention, no matter who gives it to me.

While I wait for help and advice... Im going to go back and bump threads from 75 years ago.


THANKS GUYS!!!
 

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I can help u out, just give me $10k and i guarantee u lose your next bet.
 

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You ever tried a tennis parlay I heard those are hard to hit even for semi pro tennis players
 

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LLol good stuff
 

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:missingte This thread should warrant another green bar for NFL Trends


I agree soriano. ....and is that how you get the green bars
 

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I know the feeling about the 21 in a row....... sometimes when you are just so good it is pretty damn hard to pick a loser to keep the Feds at bay. :nohead:
 

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As long as you learned the lesson to not go for 22 in a row.

A little tip : Best way to get people on board is to announce going tout and start offering packages.. it will correct your win/loss record quickly puff_>>


-murph
 

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good stuff NFLT.....however you did miss at least a sentence about how good the saints are
 

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Take Miami. That will keep the Feds away
 

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