Napoli looks very old with the grey beard and Pedroria looks like he needs a shave. I think it works on Ortiz. I personally don't like having a beard and haven't really tried to grow one since I was like 20 or so and couldn't grow a decent one. I think I could now at almost 50, it fills in fast. I find it to scratchy and uncomfortable and take it off with the WAHL trimmers every 3-4 days. It would probably be comfortable if I let in grow for a month to get beyond that scratchy phase....but I just don't want a beard. I doubt that most women like a beard either. If she shaves, I can at least run the the trimmer twice a week.....