Facebook Posters (I love you but God just defriended you) - Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbour; I am the LORD. Leviticus 19:16
People with body Mods(Not in his Heaven) - Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. Leviticus 19:28
People with haircuts (Well that's one way to piss off God) - Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. Leviticus 19:27
Working Class People (quit your job) - Ye shall keep the Sabbath(Saturday) therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people. Exodus 31:14-15
Spoiled Kids (No problem, KILL THEM) - "And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death." Exodus 21:17
Bacon Eaters (God is cruel) - And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you. Leviticus 11:7-8
Divorcees (Thinking about giving happiness a second chance? Not on God's watch) - Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery. Mark 10:11-12
Chatty Cathy's(Leave her at home, God aint got time for that) - Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church. 1 Corinthians 14:34-35