You guys wont believe this. I just spent the first 2 hours of this morning looking for my workout shoes. But it gets much better.

CHOPTALK · Jan 23, 2014

I have/had a meeting set up today with my personal trainer at my gym to change up my program.
I dont have a full time trainer but every 6 weeks I have a 2 hour session with him to go over progress from the 6 weeks before and make changes for the next 6 weeks.

Anyway thats not the point of this thread.

Well I woke up this morning ready to go to my session.

Got my bag and my change of cloths ready to go.
Put my street clothes on to head to the gym but noticed my workout shoes were missing.

I cant do a workout without my workout shoes. Its not happening.

And im not going to spend $250 on a new pair unless I am 100% sure that I lost the broke in pair that I already own.

So I basically tore apart my house digging through every closet. Looking under every bed with no success.

I was pissed.

My house is now a mess. Ms Chop is going to be very upset. haha.

Anyway I had to reset my appointment for tomorrow.

So after my long 2 hour venture of tearing my house apart looking for my shoes I finally said fuck it and sat on my coach.

As I sat on my coach I crossed my legs in frustration and noticed something very important.

I Was wearing them!!!!!!!!!

WTF!I just spent over 2 hours tearing my house apart looking for shoes that I was wearing!

And how did I not figure that out?

These shoes feel much different on my feet then any other pair of shoes that I own.

I should have noticed this just by how they felt on my feet.
I should have remembered putting them on,
This is nuts.
Im only in my 30's. I should not forget shit like this.
OMG

MikeB · Jan 23, 2014

Your feet were at an innate disadvantage and should have known

VIEJODINOSAUR · Jan 23, 2014

You are losing it Chop....

CHOPTALK · Jan 23, 2014

RoofTop · Jan 23, 2014

Masturbating kills brain cells.

HacheMan · Jan 23, 2014

Ha funny stuff chop.... Ive done similar things so don't feel like you're going senile lol..... I believe it normally happens when someone is in a hurry...

VIEJODINOSAUR · Jan 23, 2014

I do the same with my cell phone at least once every couple weeks....just have to check my pockets....

MikeB · Jan 23, 2014

RoofTop said:
Masturbating kills brain cells.

Makes you go blind too

jamesbong · Jan 23, 2014

Lol, some times the best way to find something is to stop looking.

i am assuming you can't see your feet when you look down? You better hit the gym.

What brand are the shoes?

Sports247 · Jan 23, 2014

Chop, I actually have spent over 30 minutes looking for my sunglasses while wearing them and I often look for my phone while I'm talking on it. As mentioned above, sitting down and relaxing to think usually solves these types of problems. Some damn expensive gym shoes though my man!

Betallsports · Jan 23, 2014

I think keys.. cell phones are a given.. but Shoes ?? LOL

must be light weight trainers

hehateme82 · Jan 23, 2014

$250 for a pair of workout shoes? Do these shoes jerk you off or something?

Acebb · Jan 23, 2014

Remember in 'Shawshank Redemption' when Andy pointed out rarely do people look at a man's shoes?

Confirmed!

hno:

CHOPTALK · Jan 23, 2014

Sports247 said:
Chop, I actually have spent over 30 minutes looking for my sunglasses while wearing them and I often look for my phone while I'm talking on it. As mentioned above, sitting down and relaxing to think usually solves these types of problems. Some damn expensive gym shoes though my man!

Lol omg
you win the award lol.

CHOPTALK · Jan 23, 2014

hehateme82 said:
$250 for a pair of workout shoes? Do these shoes jerk you off or something?

I have slightly flat feet so I have special inserts inside the shoe.
If I don't wear these shoes when I run and workout I will develop shin splints that will bring me to my knees.
I wear normal shoes for everything I do except for my workouts.

CHOPTALK · Jan 23, 2014

Sports247 said:
Chop, I actually have spent over 30 minutes looking for my sunglasses while wearing them and I often look for my phone while I'm talking on it. As mentioned above, sitting down and relaxing to think usually solves these types of problems. Some damn expensive gym shoes though my man!

My mom called me one time on my cell phone to ask me if I brought my cell phone.

Mr_Mark · Jan 23, 2014

good stuff

shdw01 · Jan 23, 2014

chop...I hear of glasses on the head. I've even lost pencils on my ear. But shoes that you are wearing. If this were anyone else I wouldn't even believe it.....Hilarious

wolfie_cr · Jan 23, 2014

when in college , during a very stressful week I was studying at a friends house, I stood up , took my contact out , cleaned it and put it back in , sit on table

about 10 mins later I say "WAITTTTTTTTTT my contact lens is gone!" , so the guy and I are looking for it all over, finally after 20 mins I say "screw it, we need to finish this" , so I take the other contact out and.........

turns out when I cleaned the first one I put it on top of the OTHER one ......effectively putting two contacts in the same eye

PigskinArmor · Jan 23, 2014

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