ok... so I bought Magnum condoms cause the girl was super Hot behind the counter.

tatehill2000 · Apr 1, 2014

This happened several years ago before I met my fiance.. lol

I can't fill up a frigging magnum condom... lol but the girl behind the counter was so pretty... I just didn't want to ask for trojans.. lol..

So I left and went down to the next store and bought normal ones.. lol..

Has anyone made a douche move like that?? Lol

packer2012 · Apr 2, 2014

She might have been a user too. Anybody check her plumbing?

tatehill2000 · Apr 2, 2014

Lol she was hot... there was no undercover brother there.. haha

RoofTop · Apr 2, 2014

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...&mid=09AB13BFFEF8FA85B7F709AB13BFFEF8FA85B7F7

shdw01 · Apr 2, 2014

hahhaa tate.....what was the point?

if you impressed her with the magnums imagine the disappointment if you actually got her in bed. You dug the hole too deep

PatPatriot · Apr 2, 2014

Tater I'm impressed that you admit something so fuckin lame bro.. .I wish I could have thought of it.

tatehill2000 · Apr 2, 2014

Lol... haha... there are s oooo many holes in my master plan.. hahaha.. There was no recovering.. lol.. so I couldn't even go back there to ask the girl out.. lol.. I ruined it.. lol..

PatPatriot · Apr 2, 2014

I know if you ever got to fuck her you would have to do it in the dark and fuck her with a roll of German baloney and hope she doesn't ask you to pass the mustard.

Defying · Apr 2, 2014

shdw01 said:
hahhaa tate.....what was the point?

if you impressed her with the magnums imagine the disappointment if you actually got her in bed. You dug the hole too deep

Murphy8276 · Apr 2, 2014

Pat Patriot said:
I know if you ever got to fuck her you would have to do it in the dark and fuck her with a roll of German baloney and hope she doesn't ask you to pass the mustard.

lol wtf

-murph

tatehill2000 · Apr 2, 2014

Lolol. Haha...

WorldNumberOne · Apr 2, 2014

shdw01 said:
hahhaa tate.....what was the point?

if you impressed her with the magnums imagine the disappointment if you actually got her in bed. You dug the hole too deep

that's the problem, he cant dig the hole too deep...

Mr_Mark · Apr 2, 2014

tatehill2000 · Apr 2, 2014

Ok.. someone has of pulled a douche move like this... please don't let me hang

HarryCaray · Apr 2, 2014

Pat Patriot said:
I know if you ever got to fuck her you would have to do it in the dark and fuck her with a roll of German baloney and hope she doesn't ask you to pass the mustard.

Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha, one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time.

LoCalDallasGuy · Apr 2, 2014

haha - weird, why did you have to buy condoms at all lol.. just buy some zig zags and wink at her .. she probably want to tote with you.

akphidelt · Apr 2, 2014

Pat Patriot said:
I know if you ever got to fuck her you would have to do it in the dark and fuck her with a roll of German baloney and hope she doesn't ask you to pass the mustard.

I couldn't stop laughing at this and I have no clue what you are talking about, hahaha!!

Betallsports · Apr 3, 2014

This could end up in the RX classic threads. Lol

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