Rapper severs penis, jumps off building.

loomis41973 · Apr 16, 2014

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Favorite line..."Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated"
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scottcarter · Apr 16, 2014

what a dick!

TyBounce · Apr 16, 2014

Did he jump from the building because he severed his penis , or did he sever his penis b/c of the jump ?

RoofTop · Apr 16, 2014

That's a schlong way down

loomis41973 · Apr 16, 2014

RoofTop said:
That's a schlong way down

:condon::guillotin

scottcarter · Apr 16, 2014

RoofTop said:
That's a schlong way down

@)

recovered by Peter Johnson who took a cab driven by Dong Wang. The surgeon is reported to be Dick Rod.

shdw01 · Apr 16, 2014

if you are going to kill yourself, what point is it to cut off the dong beforehand? I can barely understand the jump but i'm baffled with the dismemberment

GoSooners · Apr 16, 2014

He lost his head...

quantumleap · Apr 16, 2014

Since he removed his penis would he now be known as Johnson & Johnson?

LoCalDallasGuy · Apr 16, 2014

why??!?!?

donkeybucks · Apr 17, 2014

It wouldn't have been so bad if he had a shaft to slide down on.

akphidelt · Apr 17, 2014

Ty Bounce said:
Did he jump from the building because he severed his penis , or did he sever his penis b/c of the jump ?

The article is worded funny. I have the same question, lol. I would definitely jump out of a building if I severed my penis!

REDEYE · Apr 17, 2014

maybe it will be a new trend....

bigtex · Apr 17, 2014

I think he cut his penis off and threw it off the Bldg and had a change of Heart and jumped to retrieve his best friend.

GoSooners · Apr 17, 2014

He probably still had 6 inches left. What's the big deal?

loomis41973 · Apr 17, 2014

Maybe change his name to ODB.

loomis41973 · Apr 17, 2014

One
Dickless
Brother

scottcarter · Apr 17, 2014

http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/17/christ-bearer-wu-tang-andre-johnson-penis-2011-video/

scottcarter · Apr 17, 2014

Wu-Tang affiliated rapper Andre Johnson is just plain Andre now ... because doctors weren't able to reattach his penis.

TMZ broke the story Johnson -- aka Christ Bearer -- cut his penis off Wednesday morning and then jumped off his 2nd floor North Hollywood apartment balcony. He was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center but we're told the penis was a lost cause.

Johnson/Christ Bearer is a member of the group Northstar, which was founded by Wu-Tang Clan member RZA. We're told RZA hasn't done work with the group for several years.

Johnson/Christ Bearer is remarkably in stable condition.

As we reported ... several rappers were present during the horrific scene. They say they were not doing any drugs that would cause such a thing. They believe Johnson/Christ Bearer may have mental issues.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/17/wu-ta...er-christ-bearer-andre-johnson/#ixzz2zBCKykQQ