go, will call Clinton and hit you back!
if you dont mind it being a little rough around the edges, this place is an adventure and (at least used to be) a ton cheaper than most of the high end clubs....
http://royalpalace-dc.com/
i saw a patron get his ass beat by the bouncers for harassing a chick on stage at this place while I was home from college freshman year...after he gets dropped, the bouncer is standing over him telling him to get up for some more and dude pulls out a blade and lunges at him....the guy flys back over a table and i thought for sure he was stabbed....he then gets up, seems to be ok and runs out after him...another guy who took off after the dude with the knife had his hand in his waistband...i think i was 19 (def underage) and my heart was thumpin! keep in mind this was in the 90s
