Some pretty good redneck quotes...

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Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.



I don’t understand, so I disagree.



His pants were so tight if he’d a farted he’d blow his boots off.



That boy is about as sharp as a cue ball.




I was so nervous I didn’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.



He’s slicker than two eels fuckin’ in a bucket of snot.




I’m so hungry, I’d eat the balls off a low flying duck!

 

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Number 2 was funny
 

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