Has anyone ever been......

Shub · Jun 2, 2014

Shitted on by a bird?

that "shit" happened to me yesterday at the beach. My wife said it was good luck and to go buy a lottery ticket. I bought 3 lotto tickets and 2 scratch offs. Both of the scratchers were winners. Two $5 tickets, both winning $10. Funny thing is that one was an instant winner with a bag of gold symbol and the other was a 10x($1). Hoping the luck continues with the lottery tickets. Maybe I should wager on a team that is associated with birds.

Bakes1 · Jun 2, 2014

3 times in 30 years
1. On the boardwalk when I was a kid. Hated seagulls ever since. Never tested my luck
2. At an amusement park. Didn't die on the rides so I might of been lucky.
3. While I was sitting in a tree stand archery hunting. I actually texted my wife to tell her about it and said maybe I'll get lucky. Well I killed a doe that walked about 20 yards in and presented a perfect shot.

Shub · Jun 2, 2014

Bakes1 said:
3 times in 30 years
1. On the boardwalk when I was a kid. Hated seagulls ever since. Never tested my luck
2. At an amusement park. Didn't die on the rides so I might of been lucky.
3. While I was sitting in a tree stand archery hunting. I actually texted my wife to tell her about it and said maybe I'll get lucky. Well I killed a doe that walked about 20 yards in and presented a perfect shot.

So you're due for one in the next ten years, haha. Good stuff.

Shub · Jun 2, 2014

At first, I thought on of my kids threw some wet sand at me. I really didn't feel like jumping in the pacific either.

TyBounce · Jun 2, 2014

Yes a few times but i never noticed it bringing me good luck.

Shub i hope your luck continues , but dont take any chances go back to that beach and maybe it will happen again. lol

Shub · Jun 2, 2014

Ty Bounce said:
Yes a few times but i never noticed it bringing me good luck.

Shub i hope your luck continues , but dont take any chances go back to that beach and maybe it will happen again. lol

Lol. I can honestly say that I had never won 2/2 on scratches with a instant winner and a 10x, that was weird. Not to mention my lucky number was one of the winning numbers.

StevieRay · Jun 2, 2014

had a friend that happened 3 times on the golf course, he lost all 3 times, he also had a bee fly in his mouth while talking walking down the fairway

CaPPiNgTiGeRz · Jun 2, 2014

Had it happen a couple years ago Duck hunting , right at sunrise got shit on right mid arm by a flock passing over. Killed 6 that day not sure i got that sob that was guilty but hopefully so.

I could get shit on by 100 birds at same time and not hit 2 winning scratch tickets in a month lol ;+)-

Vlad the Impaler · Jun 2, 2014

I did many years ago. The ones to watch out for are a flock of ducks flying over you. They always try to shit on me.

aceduecetrey · Jun 2, 2014

Never happened to me but did happen to this douchebag I used to work with and play golf with. We were on number 10 and he had just smoked me by like 13 on the front and was playing his best golf ever and I was having a terrible day. I pressed at the turn of course and on the 10 box, he gets bird shit on him right in the middle of his shoulder above his tit. I made a big deal about it and got up in his head about how it meant good luck and I was fucked. Long story short, his wheels came off and shot like a 60 on the back and I got him for a 2 dimes!

MikeB · Jun 2, 2014

Yes, it was an ostrich.

Took me forever to wipe it off.

DogDaze · Jun 2, 2014

MikeB said:
Yes, it was an ostrich.

Took me forever to wipe it off.

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Knightrofins · Jun 3, 2014

Happened to me 2 days in a row while staying at Atlantis in the Bahamas. Funny thing is on the 2nd nite, i had an amazing run at the craps table where i held the dice for an hour (packed table) and made over a grand on that run while playing table minimums

dtmad · Jun 3, 2014

Shub said:
Shitted on by a bird?

that "shit" happened to me yesterday at the beach. My wife said it was good luck and to go buy a lottery ticket. I bought 3 lotto tickets and 2 scratch offs. Both of the scratchers were winners. Two $5 tickets, both winning $10. Funny thing is that one was an instant winner with a bag of gold symbol and the other was a 10x($1). Hoping the luck continues with the lottery tickets. Maybe I should wager on a team that is associated with birds.[/QUOTE] Maybe you should wager on teams associated with shit, like the Cowboys.

tanner12oz · Jun 3, 2014

A bird shit on my phone while making wagers on wise Dan in the makers mark this year...he obviously won...my phone was rendered unusable by the bird shit and prevented me from a large amount of wagers on him...however I think the small wager I got to go through was the only bet I hit all weekend

Danny_Boy · Jun 3, 2014

last year during the world series in ST Louis I drove down from Chicago to go to game 4.

on my walk from the hotel to the game I got shit on by a bird and it hit me right in the chest.

problem is I had NO CLUE this happened. I got to the game, sat down and nobody said a thing

third inning I go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and there it is staring at me.

i went back to my seat and asked the person next to me why she didnt say anything. her response...I thought you knew about it and didnt care, plus you are a Redsox fan!!

joebatters · Jun 3, 2014

I parked my car under a tree one time and came back to find bird shit all over it. My girl also said it was good luck and that I should go to the track and bet on all horses who had bird references in their names. I did and, believe it or not, I won. I never heard of that shit before, but that shit works.

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