Documenting (Lack Of) Sex with Your Wife

Defying

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Came across this today, a man documents every time he tried to initate sex and the excuse that was given....

Would your list look like this? Or Have a higher successrate?

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me and my new girlfriend are complete opposites of that, I think once or twice in the last 3 weeks, we have actually not had sex or oral

 

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I think MikeB's favorite excuse to use is "I'm still a bit tender from yesterday"

 

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Defying said:

I think MikeB's favorite excuse to use is "I'm still a bit tender from yesterday"

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I do hear that from my wife

How long have you been married Defying?

 

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MikeB said:

I do hear that from my wife

How long have you been married Defying?

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Weird, I could swear I overheard you say that to ScottCarter




Married... 3 years, together 7

 

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Defying said:

Weird, I could swear I overheard you say that to ScottCarter


Married... 3 years, together 7

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I don't want to get too personal but do you bite the pillow when he is giving it to you? I heard somebody say that once. I mean, I'm not trying to pass judgement on your lifestyle or anything but that seems kinda odd to me.

 

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Congratulations by the way, I'm sure you two had to overcome a lot of obstacles. Was it a Civil Union, or are you two guys really married?

 

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MikeB said:

Congratulations by the way, I'm sure you two had to overcome a lot of obstacles. Was it a Civil Union, or are you two guys really married?

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VA is behind the times.

 

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kidman232 said:

me and my new girlfriend are complete opposites of that, I think once or twice in the last 3 weeks, we have actually not had sex or oral

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Key word is "girlfriend". You see, she is still on commission right now, once you get married she goes to salary and things change.

 

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Honestly, these 2 people seem to deserve each other. I can't imagine having to beg for sex or ever documenting such begging.

On the flip side, Now a woman has shared her own detailed sex diary of all the excuses her husband gave to not have sex with her.

http://guyism.com/humor/wife-sex-diary-better-than-sex-spreadsheet.html

I've never understood these low sex drive guys. At all.

 

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3 times in 5.5 weeks and this dude is bitching? he must be in the 78th percentile for married couples

 

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aceduecetrey said:

Key word is "girlfriend". You see, she is still on commission right now, once you get married she goes to salary and things change.

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lol. Funny way to put it!

 

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aceduecetrey said:

Key word is "girlfriend". You see, she is still on commission right now, once you get married she goes to salary and things change.

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lol.

 

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Why the fuck would anyone want to have sex with their wife anyway?

 

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lol!

 

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aceduecetrey said:

Key word is "girlfriend". You see, she is still on commission right now, once you get married she goes to salary and things change.

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number one excuse

No I told you to get a girlfriend

she's at work

well I guess you need another one that works a different shift hno:

 

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Defying said:

VA is behind the times.

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I'm not sure what you mean but I'm sure it was funny.

 

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this is a number of days old, posted on deadspin and a number of other outlets

The more disturbing part is that it alludes to a subreddit called DeadBedrooms, http://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms
which basically is a forum of 150K members who talk about their nonexistent sex lives with spouses.

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Wow man thats brutal.
LOL